Unabomber Jokes  

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Unabomber Haiku  

Technology bad
Please tell me you like my beard
Or I'll blow you up


Fun, easygoing
single, white Unabomber
seeks same for love, laughs.


Ed McMahon of death:
"You may already be a
winner! Open now!"


Bad Unabomber!
Blowing people all to hell.
Do you take requests?


Farewell to tenure
Sniping from the tower clock
already been done


Why can't I get this
stupid computer to print?
Time to buy some stamps.


Should I comb my hair
Or should I wear it matted
Judge prefers it combed


Remember when you
Laughed at his fake fur parka?
He remembers, too.


"Open your present..."
"No, you open your present..."
Kaczinski Christmas


Its circumstantial
all that stuff in my cabin
I found it all. Yeah.


Ted's fate worse than death:
"You're assigned to prison shop.
Make computer chips."


Shy Midwestern kid
Attends Harvard, and presto!
Unabomber's born


Angered all the more
enraged year after year by
lame police drawing